Dear Mr. Trump,

None of these shenanigans will bring you the peace and happiness you wish you had. So you made a bunch of money with your tariff scheme. Haven’t you already had a bunch of money your whole life? If money brings anyone happiness, shouldn’t you be one of the happiest people in history? We all know you’re not. If you want to be rich and happy, try giving a bunch of it away. No strings attached. No hidden agenda. No gimmicks. Replace the bitterness in your life with generosity. Perhaps you can finally find some true peace in your life.

Sincerely,

Rev. Christopher Gudger-Raines